You never get to the point where you think “I am the adult”, but you do get to the point where you think “I’ve dealt with this before.” The older you get, the higher and higher the percentage is of things you’ve already been through. Have you ever changed a tire? Had a flat tire? Someday, you might, and the next time it happens, you’ll know what to do, since you’ve already done it.

legs-are-just-for-show:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

when the game is like “u don’t have enough lock picks for this” and ur like i have a rocket launcher

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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verylittlebird:

morefunthanbeingsad:

lmao what possible reason could he have for holding a cigar?

this is truly some simpsons shit

verylittlebird:

morefunthanbeingsad:

lmao what possible reason could he have for holding a cigar?

this is truly some simpsons shit

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

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so-humorous:

One migration

so-humorous:

One migration

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